'Ace is…dead, isn't he?!'
favorite movies: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
”Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I’d like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.”
GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE EATING RAW COCOA
EVEN AS I TYPE NOW I CAN FEEL IT BURNING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS
IT IS STILL BURNING
I DRANK LIKE A PINT OF RIBENA
AND IT STILL BURNS
what a bunch of wimps
i dont understand its just chocolate its not even dark chocolate its just regular old hershey’s milk chocolate
what where you expecting
Just to clear things up I’m british and I was expecting a bar of chocolate that had some semblance of sugar or milk
Hershey’s just appears to be solid cocoa death
wait so is british chocolate just like pure sugar or something
How do you think we survive such long periods of uninteresting bland politics and weather
Yoooo I had Hersheys once it tasted like FUCKING SOAP.
How do Americans eat that stuff I mean really—
"If you help me, they are all yours."
cause of death: tall boys who are absolute cutie patooties
Deviantart user MichaelthePure shows us what The Doctor would look like if they were drawn by Tim Burton!
I hope this doesn’t embarrass him but my Dad loves sending me emails which I love getting. He sends me these things and I just want to read one, I thought it was so sweet, he always phrases these emails in a very formal way…
100 cats are let loose in IKEA at night!